Hello my name is Bill, Im currentley stationed in ROK(second time in this shit hole). Im an E5 in the army and love my job(just hate my fucking unit). Not much else to me, married, several kids etc. I love guns, and am going to start a gunsmithing buisness. If you have firearm related questions, please send them my way! Im a avid Geocacheier as well, so if stationed here and board, drop me a line and we will find one of the 190 or so hidden here in the ROK.
Well I used to play WOW, but due to my old Everquest days it's hard for me to play any other online game for some reason. I guess after 5 years of dedication even after quiting I just can't help feeling other games lacking. I didn't mind WOW once I got used to the graphics but there just wasn't enough to keep me interested in it past 20 with a Tauren hunter. I used to play on Deathwing, and I know a bunch of people from my company who started playing about the same time I quit (ironic).
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated ,
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."
In response to Bill's comments , General Motors issued a press release stating:
If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.
6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed an Illegal Operation" warning light.
7. The airbag system would ask, "Are you sure?" before deploying.
8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.
Posted on: 2006/8/25 22:58
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Always shoot for the moon, if you miss your still among the stars.
Whether you think you can, or think you can't..., you're usually right.
3. Six hours after you go to sleep, have your wife or girlfriend whip open the curtain, shine a flashlight in your eyes and mumble, "Sorry, wrong cot."
4. Renovate your bathroom. Hang a green plastic sheet down from the middle of your bathtub and move the showerhead down to chest level. Keep four inches of soapy cold water on the floor. Stop cleaning the toilet and pee everywhere but in the toilet itself. Leave two to three sheets of toilet paper. Or for best effect, remove it altogether. For a more realistic deployed bathroom experience, stop using your bathroom and use a neighbor's. Choose a neighbor who lives at least a quarter mile away.
5. When you take showers, wear flip-flops and keep the lights off.
6. Every time there is a thunderstorm, go sit in a wobbly rocking chair and dump dirt on your head.
7. Put lube oil in your humidifier instead of water and set it on "HIGH" for that tactical generator smell.
8. Don't watch TV except for movies in the middle of the night. Have your family vote on which movie to watch and then show a different one.
9. Leave a lawnmower running in your living room 24 hours a day for proper noise level.
10. Have the paperboy give you a haircut.
11. Once a week, blow compressed air up through your chimney making sure the wind carries the soot across and on to your neighbor's house. Laugh at him when he curses you.
12. Buy a trash compactor and only use it once a week. Store up garbage in the other side of your bathtub.
13. Wake up every night at midnight and have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on a saltine cracker.
14. Make up your family menu a week ahead of time without looking in your food cabinets or refrigerator. Then serve some kind of meat in an unidentifiable sauce poured over noodles. Do this for every meal.
15. Set your alarm clock to go off at random times during the night. When it goes off, jump out of bed and get to the shower as fast as you can. Simulate there is no hot water by running out into your yard and breaking out the garden hose.
16. Once a month, take every major appliance completely apart and put it back together again.
17. Use 18 scoops of coffee per pot and allow it to sit for five or six hours before drinking.
18. Invite at least 185 people you don't really like because of their strange hygiene habits to come and visit for a couple of months. Exchange clothes with them.
19. Have a fluorescent lamp installed on the bottom of your coffee table and lie under it to read books.
20. Raise the thresholds and lower the top sills of your front and back doors so that you either trip over the threshold or hit your head on the sill every time you pass through one of them.
21. Keep a roll of toilet paper on your night stand and bring it to the bathroom with you. And bring your gun and a flashlight.
22. Go to the bathroom when you just have to pass gas, "just in case." Every time.
23. Announce to your family that they have mail, have them report to you as you stand outside your open garage door after supper and then say, "Sorry, it's for the other Smith."
24. Wash only 15 items of laundry per week. Roll up the semi-wet clean clothes in a ball. Place them in a cloth sack in the corner of the garage where the cat pees. After a week, unroll them and without ironing or removing the mildew, proudly wear them to professional meetings and family gatherings. Pretend you don't know what you look or smell like. Enthusiastically repeat the process for another week.
25. Go to the worst crime-infested place you can find, go heavily armed, wearing a flak jacket and a Kevlar helmet. Set up shop in a tent in a vacant lot. Announce to the residents that you are there to help them.
26. Eat a single M&M every Sunday and convince yourself it's for Malaria.
27. Demand each family member be limited to 10 minutes per week for a morale phone call. Enforce this with your teenage daughter.
28. Shoot a few bullet holes in the walls of your home for proper ambiance.
29. Sandbag the floor of your car to protect from mine blasts and fragmentation.
30. While traveling down roads in your car, stop at each overpass and culvert and inspect them for remotely detonated explosives before proceeding.
31. Fire off 50 cherry bombs simultaneously in your driveway at 3:00 a.m. When startled neighbors appear, tell them all is well, you are just registering mortars. Tell them plastic will make an acceptable substitute for their shattered windows.
32. Drink your milk and sodas warm.
33. Spread gravel throughout your house and yard.
34. Make your children clear their Super Soakers in a clearing barrel you placed outside the front door before they come in.
35. Make your family dig a survivability position with overhead cover in the backyard. Complain that the 4x4s are not 8 inches on center and make them rebuild it.
36. Continuously ask your spouse to allow you to go buy an M-Gator.
37. When your 5-year-old asks for a stick of gum, have him find the exact stick and flavor he wants on the Internet and print out the web page. Type up a Form 9 and staple the web page to the back. Submit the paperwork to your spouse for processing. After two weeks, give your son the gum.
38. Announce to your family that the dog is a vector for disease and shoot it. Throw the dog in a burn pit you dug in your neighbor's back yard.
39. Wait for the coldest/ hottest day of the year and announce to your family that there will be no heat/air conditioning that day so you can perform much needed maintenance on the heater/ air conditioner. Tell them you are doing this so they won't get cold/ hot.
40. Just when you think you're ready to resume a normal life, order yourself to repeat this process for another six months to simulate the next deployment you've been ordered to support.
Posted on: 2006/7/13 6:00
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Always shoot for the moon, if you miss your still among the stars.
Whether you think you can, or think you can't..., you're usually right.
I really don't think it has anything to do with cookies or the browser. I was on Internet Explorer and I was not on any other websites. I was playing Break out v2, but even if you just log in and then let it sit....after a awhile it logs you out and you have to re-log in....Anyway, just wanted to let you know so you might be able to extend the automatic log off. I know with my software here at work after 15 minutes of no activity the window closes and I have to open up the software again. I thought it might be the same thing here.
Maybe a problem with the site cookies, although I won't know for sure or how to troubleshoot it until it happens to me.
What game were you playing and what other websites were you browsing, were you using "Internet Explorer" or "Firefox" I will try to recreate the incident here.
Posted on: 2006/6/12 20:33
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Always shoot for the moon, if you miss your still among the stars.
Whether you think you can, or think you can't..., you're usually right.
I'm not talking about cookies and a year....I'm talking about loggin in and after a specified time period (probably an hour) on your site with no activity the system logs you out. This happened when I was playing a game that took over an hour and my final score was not registered.
PS - Yes, I was logged in because I had played other games prior to that which did record.
The cookie is set to expire after a year, however the preferences you have set with your web browser will get rid of the cookies sooner than that. Its your web browser. Mine deletes cookies when it gets closed.
Posted on: 2006/6/12 15:52
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Always shoot for the moon, if you miss your still among the stars.
Whether you think you can, or think you can't..., you're usually right.
Was just playing a game that takes forever to accumulate score, but I finally lost my turn and come to find out it had logged me out automatically and my score didn't record. Very frustrating when you spent the last hour watching balls bounce off a platform. Anyway, I don't think that is the first time, but maybe you can adjust is so it logs you off after a few hours of what it thinks is non-activity? Let me know...
I have seen in a couple places like other forums and what not but never actually done one. I guess the code disappears or something so you can't get one after the egg hatches. So that I can figure out which one I want later, I am picking them all now. Only 5 choices, is it really that hard?
Posted on: 2006/6/2 10:14
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Always shoot for the moon, if you miss your still among the stars.
Whether you think you can, or think you can't..., you're usually right.
i think you should put some sorta chat thing, so we could chat to one another while playen games...idk this other site had one and i loved it...so yeah that would be awesome.
Don't know why but in the states everyone learning a new language wants the bad words first. I guess they want to know if someone is using them towards them. Or maybe we just like to be rude...? Either way here are enough to keep you busy, Enjoy!
Geseki : Son of a bitch Shibseki : Whore Chang Nhyu: Whore Ko-chu-pal-uh: Suck my dick Kochu dick: Dong-muk-uh: Eat shit Shibbal nom : fuck him Shibbal : fuck Toejora : Go to hell Hop'ung : Bull shit Shibal nom, Geseki: fuck you, you son of a bitch Seki: Bastard Dang sin eun jook eul got ee dah: You will die Na nun boji jo ah han dah: I like Pussy Na nun jaji jo ah han dah: I like dick No nun boji eul jo ah ha dah?: Do you like pussy? No nun jaji eul jo ah ha dah?; Do you like dick? Dol dae ga ri: Stone head (stupid person) Ap'un mee chin nyun: Silly bitch Shikoro: Shut up! Um chang se kki: Bastard, motherfucker Mi chin nom: Crazy guy Ni jot i da: Kiss your dick Ne jot i na bbal a ra: Kiss my dick KIN du sem: fuck you Um chang se kki: Your mom is a whore Mee chin nyun: bitch Byung Shin: Psycho or Deformed Person Jot de-ga-ri: dickhead Horo ga shik: Person without a father Ji ral yhun byung: Bullshit Ge ji ral: Acting like a bitch Babo: Stupid Myung chung yi: Silly Shib seki: Piece of shit Je-su up nuen nom: A pitiable unfortunate Pabajay: Loser Ap'un mee chin nyun: Silly bitch Jot dae ga ri: dick head Chang nuh: Slag Hu le ja sik : Mother fucker Yoos mik uh : fuck you Jo nyun eun nuh kub ni kka?: Who is that bitch? Dak Chuh Ra: Shut up Ano shipal : fuck off Yumago: fuck you Dong mogo: Eat shit Jiralhanae: Retarded lunatic Yut-Gat-toon-nom: Stupid fucker Go-ja: A man without a cock Knee Be She Be Peck Pojie Da: Your mother has a bald headed pussy Ner nun shiba geseki: You are a fucking bitch Geseki: Son of a bitch Bbasooni: Brainless bitch Bbadori: Brainless guy Gejashik: Son of a bitch Ggujo; Go away! Dakcho: Shut up Jungshinbyungja: Psycho Horo: Guy with no parents Nimiral: shit! Shipcenchi: Whore Shipjangseng: Whore Byuntae: Pervert Choding : Elementary school student (gaeseki) Babariman : Pervert Jjockbari: Japanese Yangnom : American Ilbonnom: Japanese Mejo: Masochist Net mejo: Internet masochist Comiday su su: Suck my dick Shibal nyon: Whore, bitch, slut Ssang nyon : Whore, slut Tong kumong: asshole Ay shibal!: Oh fuck! Jokkah; Dip shit Nigimi ship e dah: You're a motherfucker Jokkah ji mah: Bull shit Gaesaekki dul jokka ra kuh hae: fuck the fucking fuckers! Bul ssang han nyun: You shady bitch Jot gaht eun hyun: You fucking bitch Ko jo ra: Get the fuck out of here Jee guru jer it a ra; Go away, shut up Nimiral: fucking Mun di sekki: Jerk Judi: Mouth Ddorang: Gay Sekki: Stupid person Di jin da: You will die Di jillae?: Do you wanna die? Ju di jaap a jjae bbun da!: I will tear your mouth! Hu jup: Stupid beginner Jjin dda: Silly person Ssibural : fucking Ne jaji na bbal a ra: Suck up my dick Ne boji na hal ta ra : Suck up my vulva Gal bo: bitch Sakasi: Blow jobs Cho da: Foolish guy Huzang sex : Anal sex Byungshin: Deformed person or maimed person Jo ka eun: fucking Ae-ja: A mentally handicapped person Go-ja: A man with underdeveloped genital organs Ssip nyun: bitch Chang nyur: Hooker Gum eun jot dae ga ri: Penis head black Gger jer: fuck off Torai: Insane Hungmunuro: Rimming Nambi Palyon: A spread vagina Tatari: Masturbation Mul: Orgasm Hormone: Orgasm Emu: Blow Job Panta: Blow job Duk-cho shibaalnom: Shut up, motherfucker! Mosenginom: Ugly person
Shibural jot kat'un nigimi jot manhan ddong mul eh t'wigyo jukil ship sekia. You are a dick like your mum's dick and the only way you should die is by frying you in diarrhea.
Ni me shi me nuhn il bon chon haam ey soo yong het nuhn dae. Your mother (grandmother) swam out to meet the Japanese battleships.
Posted on: 2006/5/27 11:18
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Always shoot for the moon, if you miss your still among the stars.
Whether you think you can, or think you can't..., you're usually right.
Yo man, this is my car and wish you could hear the exhaust. Might one of these days take a little video and post it on here or something. I hope the babies alrite i know I haven't been on in awhile but check the site every week or so. Take it easy man and hopefully i catch u in game one of these days again. O ya the car is a 2001 Pontiac Trans Am, in case you couldn't read that on the door right by me. Lata
whats goin on folks? I should prob stop by more often. Grats Adium! more ppl should post in the forums. all the general discussion stuff is from last year lol
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